A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
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There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...