George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
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What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
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A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
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These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
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