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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Women – Ways To Drive Men Crazy!
50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy…1. Do not say what you...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...