English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...