What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
What do Germans use for birth control?
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Cheerleaders
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Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Finding a Chinese Jew
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