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Blondes and Sex
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Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Pickup Lines
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Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
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