Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...