First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...