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You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...