Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...