Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...