Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.