Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...