Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
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Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
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A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...