Giving sad news to a troop
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Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Car Acronyms
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Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...