How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.