Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...