Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...