Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Pig misunderstanding
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Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...