Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...