You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...