Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
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God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Can you relate to this!
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