Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...