A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...