Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...