Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...