Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users –...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...