Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...