Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...