Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....