Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...