A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...