George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...