Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...