Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...