The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...