Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...