Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...