Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...