The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”