Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...