A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...