Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...