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Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
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What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
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A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
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Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
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Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Biker boss in Heavan.
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I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!