No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...