Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...