Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...