Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....