Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...