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Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
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1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology
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“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Scared sleeping
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